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The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.
Consists of:
The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)
The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)
The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)
The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)
The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)
The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)
The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)
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A forever family is that family, that an orphan or a rescue animal waits to be adopted by permanently. Orphans often have to visit many families before they find someone that is willing to adopt them.
Social Worker: "I'm sorry that this meet didn't go that well. Your forever family is somewhere, out there, and I'm sure you'll meet them soon."
Kennel Worker: Naw, such a shame that your previous owner had to give you up. You're such a well trained dog! I'm sure we'll find you your forever family in no time.
The craziest and coolest family ever! They sit around campfires in the pouring rain and listen to oldies all night long. Someone in the family owns a cat named Albert, and one member is actually a tickle monster. About good portion of the family are hicks, while the rest are dying from smog inhalation.
I wish i was part of the Fenech family! They're the best!
The kind of family that looks perfect on the outside but you dont wanna know what its rlly like. Look up Dollhouse by Melodie Martinez. Read the lyrics and you'll understand.
I feel so bad for that girl shes caught in a dollhouse Family.
where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass
someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after Kyle 'Cap' Barr, boss of the family, who founded the family in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution,2 fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.
The boss Kyle 'Cap' Barr and capo Justin 'Fatty J' Swiger, both play Playstation, to find new members.
Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?
Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?
Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.
Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!
(Knock at the door)
Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.
(This might be a joke and it might not be...)
When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.
"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"