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A guy who messes around with a girl and her best friend behind the girls back.
Amanda, Tara, stop fucking around with Jesus he's a coochie farmer. -Mary
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Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.
"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"
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The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"
"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!
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Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
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A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.
Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.
Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.
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A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.
"Farmer Brad how is the crop doing this season"
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When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.
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