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A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.
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When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)
-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!
Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!
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To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.
I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money
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The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.
"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."
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the all powerful being who is responsible for making all the gays gay.
if you be a straight girl, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-dick-stick (ADS).and then you like whong
if you be a straight boy, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-whong-shlong (AWS) and then you like dick
Last night the fairy fag father flew thru my window and tapped me with their anti dick stick and said "you like whong now" and i was like OK buuuudyyyy.
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A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.
Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy
The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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