Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.
A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong
"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"
When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.
Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.
When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.
Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!
a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off
When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.
Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.
Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.