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February 3rd
Every boy had to say yes to the girls
Girl:hey Tony wanna hang up
Boy:sure since I can’t say no because today is February 3rd
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Someone born in February who is a bitch
Samantha is such a February bitch
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People born on February 28 are the best type of people. don’t mess with people born on February 28th they will knock you out and will come back for round 2 if needed. If you have a friend born on February 28th and you need help with anything they will be there to save the day therefore February 28th is the best day to be born on.
Mark: omg Lucy some people finna jump me after school
Lucy: you’re lucky I was born on February 28th
Lucy proceeds to knock out 5 grown ass men
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Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.
**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”
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thick boi day where thick bois were born in to the world
wow hes probably born of february 8th
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For all of February girls cannot finger themselves.
Did you know on February 1 its Fingerless February.
That means I can’t finger myself for a whole month!!
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Hold your girlfriends hand day
Hold your girlfriends hand on February 28
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