He's faster than you expected!
But you know, always 2 min there, before you need him.
He likes delicious food and he can eat it all within a few minutes .
A glass of the best wine in the house should not be missed.
P1: Daaaamn, can you feel the wind?
P2: Yas, Felix is comming!
A fucking dog with no balls and no fucking hair
Look at that ugly nibba Felix dog with no hair
a mean guy
gets no pussy
has a micropenis
roblox player
shitty at sports
has explosive diarrhea
and only one ball
“did u see that ugly dumb bitch ass cunt whore little jerk off?”
“yeah he’s such a felix”
DA FUNNIEST BITCH EVA!!! He's such a good friend like he's a 10/10! He's my bestie n we locked in forevever n ever >.<. He's so kawaii Chan ~ >.< UwU XD <333. He's a god at Minecraft , Roblox , and Fornite like he gets all the pussy in the world because of this. He gets all the e bussy and all the e hoes.
Have you heard of Felix?
Ofc I have he's the god at minecraft like he gets all the e hoes.
DA BESTFRANN EVAAA!!!! He's so funny and sexy n is the GODDDD of Minecraft , roblox , fornite , and Overwatch and he gets all the e bussy in the worldd !!!
WOW! Did you hear all the e bussy Felix gets??
YESS!! I have he gets all the e hoes , and bussy.
FELIX IS SO FUNNY N SEXY NO SURPISE!!
A Felix is someone who wears nerdy Harry Potter glasses all the time, thin enough to be snapped in half, masturbates to manga, and owns five hentai sweatshirts. May or may not shoot up a school if you call anime a cartoon. Named after the Boyfriends character, a felix is either a ladies man or a fucking virgin
You have Genshin Impact porn on your computer? Major Felix vibes, dude.
Felix is that kind of person who is very sweet and kind. He's very funny, but can get a little over the top, but it's all okay in the end. Felix is very special, and you have to take care of him. If you do, he'll love you forever, and he'll try anyting to make you happy. I promise you, you'll stay with him forever and ever. You just can't get enough of his love and attention! Felix loves and tries to take care of others the best he can! But sometimes, he needs to be taken care of, too.
Oh him? Felix? I love him so much! He's the sweetest person you could ever meet!