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when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with a woman, and bites her neck then goes into a death roll to induce sexual pleasure
todd and kyle both paid a prostitute twice her normal rate to participate in an alligator fuck fest
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the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
Bunch of male cats sitting on a porchstep.
I looked out my front door and saw a korean sausage fest on my porchstep.
A very nice Saudia Arabian orgy.
This situation is so fucked up. It's about as good as a camel fuck fest out here....
A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.
To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''
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Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.
Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"
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A fest held in Pickerington, Ohio. Named after a fictional person, Ron Muffin. Local bands play at a kids house or where ever is cool. Usually in October or November.
"You are invited to the Ron Muffin Fest."
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