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A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.
Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!
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When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.
Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.
When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!
I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh
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Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.
“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”
A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.
“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”
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