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A university that is mainly a wannabe college. Kids that go here are usually rejected from bigger name schools and end up here. Full of kids who think they are " hot" and " rich," both of which are as true as shit. If you go here you think you are cool but really its just your next best bet.
Crap I didn't get into Northwestern, I guess I'll go with all the other rejects to Boston College
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After taking a dump and not wanting to wipe your ass, you have a hot, steamy shower, wherein clean your asshole with the shower head's hulk-like stream.
I ran out of toilet-paper, so I took a boston shower. Now, my asshole feels cleaner than a Mormon's conscious.
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A post-intercourse act of straightening the pubic hair of one's lover with a flat iron. Used as a sign of affection and contentment with the sex.
Take a peak; I was so good in bed that Sam gave me a Boston Toolbox! My pubes are so straight you're gay in comparison.
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A university in Massachusetts that considers itself a rival of Boston College. It's not.
"Dude, isn't Boston University better than Boston College?"
"No."
"Oh...okay."
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Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack. Somehow, some poor excuse for a human decided it was a good idea to exchange by far their best player( Joe Thornton who leads the NHL in assists ) for a bunch of nobodies. Currently, the Bruins are battling it out with the oh so powerful Columbus Blue Jackets to avoid being in the bottom 5. That coming from the team which ended last season at the top of their division on top of that. How far the mighty Bruins have fallen.
The Boston Bruins lose in overtime more often than any other team in the league. We should teach them that losing in overtime is still nowhere near as good winning the actual game. Embarassingly enough, the Bruins are part of the Original Six... At least, they're still better than the Blackhawks.
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The greatest f***ing rock band ever to come out of Berklee College of Music. They rock so hard, it will literally make your butt hurt.
I believe the other definition should be by 'Berklee STUDENT Against Boston Lonely' because you're the only one. Everybody else loves those guys.
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The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.
Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:
Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"
Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."
Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."
Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"
Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."
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