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Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.
Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.
An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD
Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot
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phrase that means 'of course, keep up!'
or a phrase said in excitement of achieving a goal.
"Did you watch The Hills last night?!"
"Heck Yes Grandma!"
Or in other cases..
A young boy wins a game of uno and in a cheerful tone says "Heck Yes Grandma!"
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Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
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Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.
the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!
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doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
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An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.
*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*
"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"
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sorry timmy but the powers that be say you need to rizz up grandma and ship here to canada
oh good god! it appears they are going to rizz up grandma
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