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Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.
"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."
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This is a face used in many teenage facebook pictures. They stick their lips out in a fashion that resembles a duck's beak. It is meant to be seductive, although why anyone would think ducks are sexy, I don't know. Stay away from these girls, prolonged exposure to them may cause brain cell damage. This is not to be confused with a kissy face, which is a girl making a face as if she were about to kiss someone. This is an okay face under the circumstances that A: She is in a relationship and sending it to her boyfriend because she's traveling far away B: Blowing kisses to her mom or dad through skype C: It's Valentines day. If it is not under these circumstances, then it's just as bad as duck lips.
In the picture, she had duck lips and was naked in the shower. I can't believe I once was friends with her.
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a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person
what a duck fucker!
dude, don't be a duck fucker
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-This kid tried to duck out from the fight.
-The cops tried to catch me but I ducked out through the back door
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To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.
John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
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When your girl says "Give me duck pic" instead of "give me a dick pic"
She accidently typed "duck" instead of "dick", so I sent her a duck pic instead.
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Flatulence that quacks like a duck.
Oh my, I’m afraid your duck farts have drawn a small crowd of little ducklings!
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