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A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.
A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike
P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then
Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others
CaseyTheKid
We went and seen the best rapper in Fort Wayne aka CaseyTheKid and he blew our minds.
When a man named Grump-Grump and another man try to figure out why his girlfriend said" he looked like he need a pip in his bum" and they are comfortable with each other enough to put fingers in each other's asses and they both shit on each other and wrestle in the shit and they hump so fast the anal cavity explodes and GrumpGrump accidentally pukes watching the struggle.
Let's do the fort peck struggle on old grump and see him struggle.
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled
The act of inserting two fingers into a girl’s vagina then curling them up to imitate the TCU Horned Frogs hand gesture. Originated at TCU and is a common initiation for students into fraternities.
matt: “bro i can’t get my girlfriend to cum, any suggestions?”
michael: “just do the Fort Worth Fingerbang, she loved it when i did it”