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Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
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When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain
The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.
After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.
Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
smart asses with rich mommy and daddys and occasionally hang in HB or Irvine
"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"