When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
Funky Feg, originating from South Belfast is a tobacco rolled cigarette with a sprinkle of ketamine over it to earn the term funky. Straight roach no filter.
‘Hey Joel want to roll a funky feg?’
‘Yeh man what’s a funky feg’
‘A cigarette with some horse tranquilliser sprinkled over it!’
When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.
He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.
a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky