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To become enthralled in an uncontrolable fit of laughter losing all thought processes and many fine motor skills. Usually occurs after smoking the reefer.
After seven bong rips, I looked at my friend carresing a can of tuna and started geeking out.
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You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets
Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.
They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com
Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced
To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.
Top geek essentials:
Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
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The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.
King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.
Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.
Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.
King of the Geeks (positive):
Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!
King of the Geeks (negative):
Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.
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the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.
What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!
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One who is extremely shy, nervous, and/or afraid of being in any type of social situation or interaction with other humans. This person also has the physical appearance of a geek, dork, nerd, dweeb, and/or bookworm.
"Hey Paul, what do you not answer your phone because you're a shy geek?!"
When two geeks start geeking out in front of you.
If you guys start geek freaking about Pokemon, I'm gonna leave.
A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.
"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?
"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."
"We are such school geeks..."
"I know right?"