don't give a fuck

To not care or, "give a fuck" about a certain subject, object, action or comment.

Sally: "You look like an idiot"
Bob: "I don't give a fuck"
Sally: "..."

"Does it look like a give a fuck?"

"You really think I give a fuck?"

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Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

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dont give a flyingflip

dont give a flyingflip combines dont give a fuck and flying fuck a non vulgar non offensive way to tell some one you dont give a fuck when cussing and profanity are out of the question or are not wanted

dude you stood me up at the theater last night

man did not stand you up at the theater i told you walk home i dont give flyingflip about your feelings

dude you are cold and mean and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either

Give someone the boot

Dismiss someone from their job.

John, give someone the boot, especially that one, they should get fired.

give up the sticks

verb: when 2 ppl are playing a video game, the loser has to turn over the controllers to the next person waiting to play

"You just got your ass kicked in DOA so give up the sticks."

Giving it the full Hasan

Giving it the big one; bigging oneself up

The act of indirectly giving the impression of one's own self importance or being overly busy

Attempting to promote oneself as having greater abilities than one actually possesses

"I'll see you guys later; I've got some things to be getting on with"

He's not got anything to do, he's just giving it the full Hasan

"This stuff is simple, I've been doing this sort for thing for years"

I doubt that's true, he's probably just giving the it the full Hasan

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give me pink

a statement used when you want to ask a girl if you can see her privates.

Hey Lisa give me pink baby!!!!

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