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An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.
Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.
Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!
Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*
Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?
Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.
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Talentless bogan from an Australian reality television show.
"Lee Harding is a talentless hack."
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Glaswegian colloquialism for: A fighter who can take a hit as well as (sometimes better than) he gives. A survivor.
P1: Any coward can through a punch at the back of someone's head. But a real hard man (/hardman) looks the bloke right in the eye, and is ready to give "the old 1 3".
P2: Don't you mean "the old 1 2"?
P1: No, the "2" is for him. He's a hard man because he knows he will take it and still gets to 3.
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Term used by police in the UK. A "Hard Stop" is where a suspect is given no pre-warning (no shouting of "Police, stop!" etc) and where the element of surprise gives officers the advantage.
Hard Stops are most commonly used on suspected drug dealers (to prevent them disposing / swallowing the evidence) and suspected armed individuals, to prevent them from opening fire.
"Echo Zulu 714, urgent assistance - possible drug deal in progress on West Street, anyone to backup?"
"Control calling any patrol... 714 requiring assistance on West Street."
"Echo Zulu 21, we're responding - is this a hard stop?"
"Echo Zulu 714, yes yes!"
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1. When you're having sex and you go harder and deeper. This is pleasing to most women. They usually yell, "FUCK ME HARDER."
2. When you're fucking and you're slamming down hard on some wet pussy. Most effective in the missionary style sex position. The man's legs are together while the womans legs are open wide. Man slams down deep every thrust.
1. "I gave Jessie a hard fuck last night." "Really? Did she scream?" "Yeah, she said "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY! HARD FUCK ME! HARD FUCK ME! FUCK MY PUSSY HARD! HARDER!"
2. "Man that hard fuck sex style makes my hips hurt the next day."
Female: "I got hard fucked last night. I didn't think his dick could go that far in! I squirted too!"
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Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.
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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
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Faux punk. Obnoxious and annoying wanker from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teenyboppers and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out some of the crappiest music Australia has ever heard. Lee Harding is possibly, the most embarrassing thing the Australian music industry has ever produced.
Q: Have you ever seen that Lee Harding wanker from Australian idol?
A: Unfortunately, yes, he's embarrassing, fucking EMBARRASSING to watch and listen to. Who the hell does he think he is?
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