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The Heavens Gate Approach is when a large group of individuals are failing so badly they should simultaneously commit suicide together.
The Biden white house should go for the Heavens Gate Approach
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december 21st is the rhyhtm heaven baxter day where we all will appreciate baxter rhythm heaven because he is a good boy
hey man today is december 21st and i love baxter rhythm heaven because today is rhythm heaven baxter day!
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to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.
"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*
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Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!
Enough said!
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A 1989 animated children's film directed by Don Bluth and released by United Artists. It tells the story of Charlie B. Barkin, a German Shepherd, who plots to seek revenge against his former business partner, Carface; after he kills Charlie, but a watch brings him back from the dead. He uses a little girl who Carface has been holding hostage due to her ability to talk to animals, to help him get revenge.
All Dogs go to Heaven was a realtear jerker at the end.
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When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.
"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!
"U kno it girl, wha he do?"
"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"
"Shit guerrrlll"
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A shit primary school thats it
Did you go to that tapped school Our Lady Queen of Heaven?