when you switch best friends every second of the day
“oh your my best friend” “your my best friend “ “i’m a best friend hopper”
The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved
Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"
Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"
Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"
Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"
When someone takes a picture with random strangers just to make a funny picture. Could be due to something the random strangers are doing or wearing etc.
-DDrDan202
Picture Hopper -A person who creates kind of an awkward situation while taking a funny picture such as if your in Las Vegas and you see two random people on the street, one is passed out, the other is waiting for the 1st one to wake up and you jump in to take a funny picture .
Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments
The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions
There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti
Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night
6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.
I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt…
A person that hops from plug to plug for various reasons ie. cheaper prices
He is a plug hopper, how many times has he hopped to save money.
Crowd hopper is a person that has an opinion at first but then immediately switches up when he sees the majority saying an opposite opinion to theirs, they're "hopping" with the crowd. These people are usually bad friends or are in a friend group consisting of bad people, and always call them out when they do this shit.
Person 1: I can't believe this, I thought me and my friend agreed that you don't need to have meta characters in gacha games to be good, but as soon as his friends told him otherwise he immediately switched up
Person 2: Wow what a crowd hopper
A person who vapes through out the day in a public school going from bathroom to bathroom.
Hey man that Dawson kid such a bathroom hopper. Yeah that’s like his second time in that bathroom in the last 3 periods.