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A penis that is extremely large.
I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.
penis well-endowed
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somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse
you are a horse fucker
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The immediate regret one experiences after shooting up ketamine.
*Day after chemical binge*
Dude 1 - "Man are you alright after that epic session of horse tranquilizer last night?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah I am just going through some horse remorse that's all"
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A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma
Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”
Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian”
Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then”
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A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends
"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"
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comparing someones intelligence to the speed of a horse finishing a race. the slow horse would natrually finish last, therefore the person who is the 'slow horse' is not very bright.
1. someone of minimal intelligence or who does not understand simple concepts
2. someone who is illeterate
3. often used to call someone stupid when they dont understand something, commonly a simple joke
4. a dumbass
can add the word "dusty" in front to mean a person who is both foul or dirty as well as unintelligent
BOBBY: OMG, I was trying to talk to Amanda this morning, and she just had the most stupid look on her face like she was confused by the most simple sentance!
MICHELLE: She is such a slow horse, it's like talking to an infant.
AMY: Wait, who are we talking about again?
BOBBY (to AMY): Wow, you slow horse.
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1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.
2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.
1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.
2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"
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