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When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.
Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.
Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.
When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.
Usually delivered as:
Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".
I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.
When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.
When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.
Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"
Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"
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The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.
My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.
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The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
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The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.
"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"
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