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Cuz you single Af or u have no mans
“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
I don't even have your water bottle
Ooh I hate white people
if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO
Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((