i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

You feel like gucci mane in 2006, but dont think youre gucci mane in 2006 because you are all wrong. The catch phrase "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" is only for the people that pass the vibe-check. If you do not pass the vibe-check and say "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" you will get the guillotine as a punishment.

simp : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : * guillotine's simp*
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people that made it through the vibe-check : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : *likes tiktok comment and swipes through the for you page*

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i don't feel like eating

When you are not hungry but probably will be after everyone has already eaten.

Person 1: We are going out to eat. Wanna come?
Person 2: No. I don't feel like eating

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I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you

You mean LOVE?

Dad- "I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you"
Son- "you mean love?"
Dad- "no"

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I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

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I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

I got muscles like Superman trainer

This is calling back to a song from chance the rapper’s 2019 debut album, The big day and particularly the song, hot shower.
These are the first main lyrics used by chance to convey to the listener. That he has muscles like Superman trainer. This means to the person who says this that he has muscles from the hero, Superman and also from a trainer, particularly an athletic one.

“Hey Jim”
“ I got muscles like Superman trainer”
“ oh you must be strong, me to”

I cut you like the sucka you is

I shall cut you with a bladed object because you are a moron/bonehead/idiot/buffoon/tool/person who slept with my mother or sister or girlfriend (or father or brother).

Ray: Hey dawg, I just knocked yo sista UP!
Tom: I cut you like the sucka you is!

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