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Something a guy will say to get into your pants. Sometimes its used to worsen the pain when someone leaves. Another way of saying " fuck you"
him: i love you
her: i love you too
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Him: its over
her: but you said you loved me
him: but who sais i meant it
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i love christian alex camacho more than he loves me. Always and forever
"Pina colida!": oh wells then i still love you
ash talks urban: i love you more!
"Pina colida!": how do you know
"Pina colida!": lol
ash talks urban: im freaking santa
ash talks urban: and the internet says i do
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I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.
No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.
But I love you.
I love you too
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The most pain full words ever used
Boy : I love you
Girl: I love you too
*3 weeks later*
Broken up :(
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Fat Luke expressed this when he said that the person who got the highest mark of himeslf and two of his friends on the test our class was going to write should buy the other two a meal instead of simply just a soda.
Yea... or he could buy us a meal.
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this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!
-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!
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timmy is the type of guy that is the bestest bf of all time and if you dont know him youre a loser. <3
Person 1:Hey are you dating an i love you timmy?
Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...
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