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a kick ass song/album by green day. its basically making fun of the government.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
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any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.
Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.
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When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.
John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
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To claim you are a die hard fan of Green Day when you only started liking them after American Idiot came out.
Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.
*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.
Guy 1: "Oh man! I just love Green Day! I love their new stuff like Know Your Enemy, but I also love their old stuff like Holiday as well!"
Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."
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Used to describe the leader of a pack of idiots. The Uber Idiot is the dumbest member of the pack.
Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack
Wow I spent that whole meeting trying to figure out who the alpha idiot on this project is.
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George W. Bush is an American Idiot.
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"Sex Idiot" is a term popularized by 30 Rock. It refers to a person with whom one has a purely sexual relationship, but who is otherwise an idiot. Broadly speaking, a sex idiot is someone who is sexy, great in bed, but a total moron. One does not exclusively date a sex idiot.
See Also: pokemoning.
Person A: Uh, Jake's hot girlfriend just asked me the number for 911.
Person B: Dude, that's not his girlfriend, that's his sex idiot.
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