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A young teen looking for a nice smash but not getting any. Normally wanting some from someone older than them.
"Cummon baby, age is just a number"
"Damn ur one horny kid, I'm too old for you"
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A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.
"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"
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An Indie Kid is not, as many people seem to believe, a prententious twat who will only listen to obscure bands and cusses anyone who dares to like anything in the top 40. An Indie is, in fact, someone whos heart lies with indie, rock, alternative, music like that. You are all thinking of scenesters. An Indie Kid is, by no mean shape or form, a scenester.
Indie Boys tend to be skinny, shy, with messy hair and a fringe. The hair must not be confused with emo hair, which is styled using disturbing quantaties of gel, wax, mousse and hairspray. Indie boys just can't be arsed to brush. Skinny jeans are more typical of the scene kid, Indie boys prefer fairly loose fitting denim. A plain t-shirt or shirt are very popular, along with ancient battered converse, in black or blue.
Indie Girls normally have wavy hair that looks bedraggled, and dress not a million miles away from the boys, just with more feminine styles. Indie Girls generally don't really care about their appearence that much, but scrub up pretty darn well, as opposed to a scene girl who is the scum off the earth. Indie girls wear any sort of jeans, comfy and casual t-shirts and the same footwear as the boys.
Another important difference between Indie Kids and scene kids is that indie kids are actually capable of having nice conversations with the bands they meet, as opposed to the scenester ego-boosting and myspace photo posing.
Indie kids are friendly, cheerful and actually suprisingly non-elitest; I, as an Indie Kid(ette, maybe, as a girl) have many a time got down to the funky sounds of Snoop Dogg. Indie Kids are my solace in a sea of scenester scum.
Indie Kids, I salute you!!!
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Kids who will spend a majority of their childhood in the 2020s. These are kids born from 2012-2021. They're the class of 2030-2039. Then anyone born after them will be a 2030s kid.
My cousin Bobby was born in 2012. And he's a hybrid 2010s/2020s kid, but mostly a 2020s kid. Man, I feel old.
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WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
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A series of CDs (Theres 8 of them last time checked) where they get children who most likely don't know what the fuck they're singing.
More often then not, the songs are 2+ octaves too high.
I find it interesting that the song Bolevard of Broken Dreams got on the new CD. It has the word fuck in it...
*note*: Not that I like Bolvrd, but I just think its funny they chose that.
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Hrandom kid is a person who randomly shows up and starts talking to you like he knows you....but he does not. He shows up unexpectedly and asks completely irrelevant questions, to which most people become confused.
Hrandom kid says "Hey do you have any novacaine? My tooth hurts."
I, Sir, am not a Dentist.
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