Murphy Law

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

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mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.

If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.

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friend-in-law

The best friend of your wife or girlfriend, similar to a sister-in-law.

Are your coming with us to the game?
No, I have to go over to my friend-in-law's house to put up storm windows.

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Roger's Law

Roger's Law states that a person is much more likely to act like a douchebag on the internet than they would if they were dealing with a person face to face. Specifically starting arguments just to be annoying and make people angry.

He seemed like a pretty okay dude when I met him but then after I friended him on Facebook Roger's Law kicked in and he became an absolute Troll.

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Guilbault's Law

If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.

I met a girl the other day...but Guilbault's Law screwed me over again.

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Beer's Law

Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.

Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.

It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.

Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?

Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?

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family law

An extortion racket whereby children are taken from fathers as an excuse to justify taking his wealth and income, with the proceeds divided between the mother and lawyers.

The difference between kidnapping and family law is that kidnappers sometimes give the children back after they get the money.

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