Work Shirt

A code term used by men when refering to condoms in public places or around women.

Bill: "What are we going to Walmart for?"
Mike : " I have to get some Work Shirts, Marla is dirty, I dont want to get any thing when I fuck her tonight"

Bill "Sounds good, I should get some Work Shirts too"
Mike: "You can't catch anything from your hand Bill"

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work accident

"Work accident" is the term used by Palestinian terrorists to refer to an accidental explosion when handling bombs or other explosive materials. Similar to the British Army use of "own goal" to refer to IRA men blowing themselves up.

"That wasn't an IDF air strike on Khalid's house, that was a work accident."

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working for the Mouse

working at Walt Disney World or Walt Disney Land.

Hey man, I can get into Disney World for free now that I am working for the Mouse!

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piece of work

Annoying, pain in the butt, obnoxious person

You had sex with the new girl?
"Ya butt she wasn't very good. I had to teach her what to do. Kinda like your wife, haha."
You really are a piece of work.

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corner work

Another term for working as a prostitute.
i.e Working at the corner (for money)

"So what are you up to tonight?"
"I've got my corner work to cover"

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Work off

When you whack off so hard that when you are finished you feel like you just worked out, and possibly sweating.

Man i'm tired, I just worked off for like an hour.

work off.

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working hard or hardly working

singlehandedly, the stupidest phrase i have ever heard. it is not funny when used to a student and it is not funny when used to a coworker. you are not witty, you are a dumbass.

first off, there is no way that you can in any way compare working hard to hardly working. how can you confuse the two? you can't.

second off, if you have in some way found a way to a management position and use this phrase, someone in your office is going to send you a big bag of poop.

thirdly, it is not a pick up line. a pick up line is, "hey baby, do you have any black in you? you want some?" this does not compare.

fitzgerald: hey sexy mama, working hard or hardly working?

helga: go fuck yourself.

fitzgerald: okay.

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