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She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.
The silk sock feels for lifelike.
A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.
So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.
1. Excessively large foreskin
2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.
His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.
socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.
Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.
A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA