someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday
guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine
a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!
"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"
A person who wants to ride, eide very BIG stuff
"Nasir khan jan pls ride my lund"
A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.
"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"
Jan Karski is an elf who jumped out a very tiny window. Google him.
Hey have u heard of Jan Karski?
Oh yeah he was like 6 ft tall.
No, he was an elf.
The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.
Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.
Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone
Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:
A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok