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Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
“Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
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Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
Jared is one of the hottest people on planet earth but they literally SUCK!! You can never be happy with a Jared. Due to them being overwhelmingly hot, people hit on them all the time. And since Jareds have a wide variety of people they can date just because they're hot, they're bound to jump from guy to guy, girl to girl, person to person. Even animals love Jared! It's unfair. All Jareds have the power to steal your girl and they will. Have you never heard Wilbur Soot's most famous and well-known line from 'Your New Boyfriend'??
"Yeah, I've met Jared (OF COURSE I'VE MET JARED). The one who took you away from me. You hit it off instantly, I know cause you won't STOP TELLING ME. Seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles, pushed against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks nude. I'm not gay though.."
All Jareds suck are super evil! Beware of Jareds!!
Person 1: "Jared broke up with me!"
Person 2: "Again? You ain't never gonna be happy with a Jared."
Person 1: "All my homies hate Jared!"
Jared: "Hi I'm Jared and I'm evil"
Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time
Person:I have a crush on Jared
Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared