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(noun) generally used to describe someone who has done or said something indescribably moronic.
person 1: Oh you're from England! Is that near London?
person 2: No. Are you a mongo-jerry?
person 1: Is that like a Christian?
person 2: Don't worry...
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A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
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A strange phenomenon encountered when attempting to cross an empty road, where right as you go to step out hundreds of cars suddenly show up and make you stand there waiting,
Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.
Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.
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What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
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A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.
For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
FUCK ME JERRY.
FUCK ME."
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anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "
" That some jerry springer shit right there"
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A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.
Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?
-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY
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