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Jessica gregg

A squid with slimy tentacles

Jessica gregg hit me with her tentacles

by Hazel Gallagher October 18, 2019


Gangsta Jessica

Someone who goes through drive thrus they didnt order from & ask for plastic spoons &/or condiments to go with their prior non existent purchase.

Fuck dude we forgot plastic spoons & we are so far away.

Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.

You sho right.

by MistaD3 February 3, 2018


jessica alba

the hottest girl in the world!!!

oh my god its jessica alba!!!

by niggaz in da hood August 14, 2005

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Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.

George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.

by Fiel July 30, 2005

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Jessica Stroup

(b. 1986-10-23) 22-year old actress born in Anderson, South Carolina who plays Erin Silver on the fourth edition of the "Beverly Hills, 90210" franchise, 90210 on The CW. She also starred in films such as "The Hills Have Eyes II" , "This Christmas", "School for Scoundrels", and "Prom Night". She also was in notable commercials for Dentyne and Honda.

Did you know that Silver in her teenaged years on 90210 was played by Jessica Stroup?

by WM86 December 9, 2008

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Jessica Snow

Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!

"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."

by Snowflake93 December 19, 2011

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jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 9, 2006

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