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When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !
He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery
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Hypothetical 'skates' used in a situation where one must hurry.
To ask some one to put on their jimmy skates, is to ask them to hurry up.
"Get your skates. Get em on. Get ya Jimmy Skates."
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The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.
TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
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The 39th president of the United States
Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.
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Slang for a diesel engine manufactured back in the day by GM Diesel (later known as Detroit Diesel, later known as MTU). They were "screamin'" because they were loud, and "Jimmy" being casual slang for "GM." (Also known as "Jimmy Diesels.")
My job in 'Nam was to make sure them Screamin' Jimmys kept screamin' on the patrol boat, otherwise we'd have been sitting ducks for the vietcong.
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A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.
Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!
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Jimmy Ortiz is the most amazing beautiful guy in the whole wide world. He is like the sun... or the billions of stars in our galaxy, the milkyway. it is the name of a great breakdancer, he skills give me a wet crouch. whenever he looks at you, you get orgasms. he eyes are brighter than the glow-in-the-dark unicorn shaped rubber band.... OR A SUPERNOVA! he is sooooo supper cute, i could talk about him for 24/7. i'll love him for theee rest of my life. whenever i think about him i think about food... food is the best, i love food. jimmy is the kind of guy you'd see and say "ay, you craci! give some of YOUR popcorn"
he looked at her... she noticed... *ORGASM*... he just pulled a Jimmy Ortiz
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