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A person who seeks to impress others by lying or exaggerating a story, especially young woman who don't know the person.
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To make things more insufferable and difficult than they need to be.
Luke Johnson just Luke Johnsoned our CACS lecture by having us scan QR codes for attendance.
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Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?
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Located in eastern KS, Johnson County is one of the richest counties in the U.S. Somehow tons of kids have no money, what's up with that?
"I live in Johnson County, man"
"Whoa, you must be loaded!"
"Not so much.."
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2008 Olympic gold medal gymnast with a nice ass..
shawn johnson is hot
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when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.
Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
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A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".