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When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.
"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"
mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
we went mum jumping last night
The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
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An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.
Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that
Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool
When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.
Person:I believe in universal basic income
Group: nope that’s dumb
Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?
When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)
That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.