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to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.
"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"
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Listening to emo music...
also masterbation
Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
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(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.
"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"
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This has two means to it actually...
1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.
2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.
1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.
2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??
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1. a nickname randomly given to a best friend after a fight.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.
where'd you get your sex kitten?
reno.
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Rarely seen in real life, the sticky kitten is a daring and wild move that will leave even the most experienced of partners exasperated. Fetch the household cat and keep it nearby during sex. Right before the man ejaculates, he flips the girl onto her stomach (if she is not already assumed there), creates a paste of demon seed on her back, and heaves the cat there similar to a "Superman" maneuver. This has the added benefit that it can precede a Superman, and then the lovely lady will appear to have a hunch.
I was in the sack with Lucy last night and Meowmers came strolling along, so I gave that bitch a sticky kitten!
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That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)
those swamp kittens are really annoying
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