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A underground term for going to smoke some weed.
Hey, you wanna go visit Larry Gerger after work?
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I'm going to finish up, go prep the Gerger stick!!
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- isnt real. cry abt it lmao
"larry stylinson is the biggest bs ive ever heard its not real stop fetishizing mlm relationships yall are weird"
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The beautiful relationship between Harry Styles and his husband Louis Tomlinson that Simon Cowell had to fuck up
I just watch the two hour proof of Larry Stylinson and it was beautiful
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The stupidest thing ever created.
Larry Stylinson:
Teen Girl: I’m so proud to be a Larry! Harry and Louis are the cutest thing ever!
Me: That’s the stupidest thing ever created.
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Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.
Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.
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I really should start going to confessional more often. If I had gotten one more Hail Larry my dick would have fallen off.
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A Pinhead Larry is when a girl gives you head while tickling your asshole with a toy firetruck, and if you nut earlier than five minutes into her giving you head, she shoves the fire truck up your ass.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I played a game of Pinhead Larry last night and I lost, so now my ass is sore.
Guy 2: Oh shit, did you get the firetruck out yet?
Guy 1: No, so now every time I sit down the little toy siren goes off.
Guy 2: Well, I'm playing a round of Pinhead Larry with my girl tonight.
Guy 1: Good luck man. Keep your ass tight.
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