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The stupidest thing ever created.
Larry Stylinson:
Teen Girl: I’m so proud to be a Larry! Harry and Louis are the cutest thing ever!
Me: That’s the stupidest thing ever created.
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The beautiful relationship between Harry Styles and his husband Louis Tomlinson that Simon Cowell had to fuck up
I just watch the two hour proof of Larry Stylinson and it was beautiful
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A underground term for going to smoke some weed.
Hey, you wanna go visit Larry Gerger after work?
or
I'm going to finish up, go prep the Gerger stick!!
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the right-wing net cast by that evil, vicious media overlord, Larry King. only really applicable to Fox News and certain parts of the southern USA.
"did you see fox news last night?" "no, mate, that whole right-wing network is a Larry Kingdom." "what's that?" *opens up laptop*...
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Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.
Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.
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I really should start going to confessional more often. If I had gotten one more Hail Larry my dick would have fallen off.
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A Pinhead Larry is when a girl gives you head while tickling your asshole with a toy firetruck, and if you nut earlier than five minutes into her giving you head, she shoves the fire truck up your ass.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I played a game of Pinhead Larry last night and I lost, so now my ass is sore.
Guy 2: Oh shit, did you get the firetruck out yet?
Guy 1: No, so now every time I sit down the little toy siren goes off.
Guy 2: Well, I'm playing a round of Pinhead Larry with my girl tonight.
Guy 1: Good luck man. Keep your ass tight.
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