A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.
"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"
A phrase that Czechs use arguably more often then any other nation.
Typically when one says "dem lejt" it means he wants to drink a booze,
because he just missed some event... Or did he?
You do not actually need to be late to say it.
In other words, he just wants to get drunk... Or "hodit kóma".
Hanz: "Damn late!?"
Rudolf: "Jo, dem lejt!"
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
2 Late 2 Love symbolizes a life catch-22: shattered trust in others leads to a loss of self-trust, hindering self-love and consequently, the ability to love others fully.
The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.
Person A: Can you imagine the amount of Trauma they really had to push through even be here today?
Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.
Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!
a phrase typically said by sketty bitches and esh dogs. Late night is basically saying to your parents that your shopping at the plaza during night but your really going to smoke weed on the bridge and meet up with your eshay friends and do sketchy shit
esh dog: oi ba come late night tonight
sketty bitch: ye cunt ill be there
esh dog: bring the bud
sketty bitch: hell yeah