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Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.
A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.
Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!
is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what
The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister
Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.
Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun
1.) Beef, but for vegans
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.
Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce