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feeling bad cuz you have more than other people
My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.
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"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.
This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.
Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.
Note contrast to cornflake conservative
New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.
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38-54 year old white urbanite Democrats. They hate Donald Trump and probably stan Obama and Kamala Harris. They make Cheeto jokes and call 45 the "former guy". The kind of person who finds Sarah Cooper funny. Though their political opinions may be sound, these types of Libs are second to no one in how annoying they are.
"Why on earth is he watching Stephen Colbert?"
"He's a resist liberal."
"I see. I hope he gets better soon."
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A degrading term referring to a person who has the real life perception of a Hollywood celebrity (thus they're of course an expert on global politics), coupled with the backbone of a Frenchman, and multiplied by the intelligence of a Special Olympic athlete.
Fuck Michael Moore, Fuck Tim Robbins, Fuck Alec Baldwin, Fuck Green Day, Fuck John Kerry, Fuck Liberals
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Canadian political organization, previously known as the Reform party (in the 1870s). Governed Canada for all but thirty years of the twentieth century. Usually feels itself to be the 'natural governing party' of Canada: often corrupt, and becomes even more so when the opposition is fragmented. Recently almost self-destructed in the wake of a particularly well documented and obvious corruption scandal. Has always shown great talent for re-inventing itself when necessary, willing to contort itself into any position necessary to win votes (at least east of Winnipeg). Presently in rebuilding mode in the wake of the recent scandal.
The Liberal party usually wins based on seats in Eastern Canada -- It's rare for them to do very well in the west.
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...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.
...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.
...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
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Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of liberal agendas, being happy to write checks but unwilling to support them once they start affecting their private schools and gated communities.
Limousine liberals are the kind that silly old saying refers to when it says "if you're not a conservative by 30 you have no brain". If you're going to be a knee-jerk NIMBY, you may as well be a conservative, no matter how you vote.
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