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A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.
Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)
Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.
Notable alumni -
Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins
Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing
Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV
Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers
Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?
Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?
Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?
Student 2: No shit sherlock.
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A really shitty school in england where theres a bunch of fights and shit and the uniform is so ugly 🤮🤮🤮
You go to Lincoln Castle Academy? Sucks to suck loser
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full of a bunch of tater digging cousin fuckers who yell "yee haw" all day long.
i fucked my cousin yesterday in the west lincoln high school locker room
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The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.
Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"
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A school in the Lincoln park neighborhood of Chicago that is a perfect blend of "preppies" and "gangstaz". The school's mascot is a Lion and everything therefore has been tagged Lion's something, e.g. Lion's Roar newspaper. There is a hill nearby that a lot of people smoke at. Also, nextdoor is Oz Park which was the scene of a stabbing 3 or so years ago. Lincoln Park offers off-campus lunch starting Sophomore year but the neighborhood hates the kids, so that doesn't go too well...A whole bunch of freshies ditch to go off-campus and though a lot get caught, you might be lucky if the security guards are busy that day. There are two buildings - the Freshman building and main building. If you have classes in both, you get a yellow ID which some people manipulate to go off-campus when no one's looking. The school offers Arabic, French, Spanish and something else as languages and there are 4 levels of education - regular, honors, double honors and IB. You can always tell an IB kid if they are "texting" on their graphing calculators and such. The school has foodfights sometimes but other than that, there's nothing too exciting that happens. Yep, that's LP.
"Who's that kid with the graphing calculator?"
"Idk, must be some IB nerd from Lincoln Park High School"
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Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
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A school of fake ass, dumbass, and spoiled students. All these fuckers are thots you clouldn’t imagine. The “known girls” are catfishing boys from others schools its hilarious. The less known students are real af so becareful when you go there. The known students are complete idiots and the boys OH don’t get me started they are legitimately dating girls left to right so chill girls and watch out for em fuck boys. The show off girls think they have shit when they don’t and the boys are always judging their bodies. People there will judge you 24/7. If you are planning to go to this school. Trust me don’t go there its filled with idiots, fake people and if you make a friend there you’ll change so fucking fast it’s terrifying. Good luck ;)
- Anonymous
Did you see that Lincoln Marti Charter School girls! They are catfishing other school boys!