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A piece of shit school with racist teachers and lots and lots of whores thots fuckboys and cunts oh and please do not forget about the multiple drug addicts in the school district and im not only talking high school jr high to im telling u if u care about your education do not come to this school its a fuck shit pot full of white trash and stuck up bitches
Omg do not go to Red lion area school district i heard a girl overdose in the the bathroom and another girl got fingered in the bathroom
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>:3
Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!
Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car
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A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.
Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"
Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.
Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."
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1. An exclamation of suprise
2.An extreme 'holy shit !' or 'holy fuck!'
Holy shit ! that is a holy shit!
Shitly Fuckler Cowardly Lion that is a holy shit!
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A movie from the late 1600s with furrys
Furry Fox Dies Robbing Lion Furry was a good movie showing that f u rays will always die
This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.
Guy:2 the lions would win obviously
Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.
Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*
Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
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