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**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**
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A big fat turd that exits out one's ass in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.
the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.
Tara is such a Schlob she backed up the sewer system with her giant bum logs
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To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.
Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.
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Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.
I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.
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The placement of an erect penis between another's buttocks whilst flatulating
My stupid BF keeps pressuring me to give up the A. So I gave him a rumble log.
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A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for
a variety of uses.
'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log
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The act of evacuating ones bowels into a condom.
Wow, everything got a bit fucked up last night. I walked into the kitchen and caught some chap nodder logging by the fridge.
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