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Your typical faggot on Urban Dictionary. Essentially posts pointless definitions to get attention or look cool.
Some definitions from UD Losers include:
1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.
2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.
3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.
4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.
5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.
6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Typical UD losers
1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111
2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.
3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)
"What mom?"
...
"im on the computer."
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"but im not hungry!"
4.
Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs
Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.
Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?
StarTrekRocks117 has signed off
5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!
Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!
Kid: Ok.
6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
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A skinny loser is a person who thinks that they deserve a pretty thin girlfriend or boyfriend soley based on the fact that they are thin. Most are tattooed,uneducated.poor, wage slaves,who have this undeserved sense of entitlement because they are thin. A skinny loser usually does not have trouble finding a date because of their thinness. They could be dirt poor with a criminal record but they will still have the basic necessity of life, a partner. All because they are thin. They may be very unattractive but society rewards them simply because they are thin. The only thing they have going for themselves is that they are naturally skinny. These people do NOT exercise at all. In fact, a skinny loser eats like a pig but is blessed with a fast metabolism thereby maintaining a normal weight. These people feel superior to their obese counterparts simply because they are naturally thin. They believe that they deserve the finer things in life just because of their thinness. Our society further perpetuates this idea by rewarding thin people, especially white people.
skinny loser
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One piece of balogna between two slices of processed cheese. The cheapest sandwich that can be made, eaten in times of extreme broke-ness
I'm eating loser sandwiches 'til Friday when I get paid
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A lad who thinks he's class but is really a big loser. Usually on steroids and lies about it. Gets drunk on one can of bulmers. Sound enough tho.
He is such a Loser Liam
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Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.
M: Dude why is loser dick so great?
B: Because that's all they have to offer.
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