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A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.
Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.
"Dude, when I pulled out.. bitch gave me the Magic shell !"
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a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.
EMO MAGIC
hello Doctor
I'm in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
I feel like giving up
theres this thing called Emo magic
it's really quite a fright
First it made my dick fall off
then my pants grew tight
My hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it's even blotchy in the back
Now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my balls are really strained
I not quite sure what to do
I was hoping you could help
Please write me back
I need you Dr. Felp!!!
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A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.
Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.
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A term used generally in the late 60s/early 70s for the hippy bus some kids owned to go get high in, especially during school.
"Hey Wally, wanna take a ride on my Magic Bus during lunch break? It's stuffed!"
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The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.
Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
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The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.
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This hardcore sex position is named for the mountainous shape your two bodies will create, as well as the mountainous orgasm both of you are likely to achieve. To form this union, the man should sit down with his legs bent and apart, while he rests his upper body weight on his arms, extended behind him on the bed or floor. The lady should position her body in the same way in front of the man and crawl forward. Her legs should not be spread as wide apart and she should position her legs over his, so her feet sit past his back. Once they align their groins, the man can slide into his lady and have ideal access to her clitoris while he penetrates.
Man you should have heard her
Haha, she just can't handle the magic mountain
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