making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

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Make the sex

Expression of pseudo British-Anglican descent: To have sexual relations with, especially in a cheeky manner. Making Love. Fornication.

After seeing her in that dress, Conrad really wants to make the sex with Sheena.

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make out

A session of consecutive kisses. Usually lasting a duration of 5 to 10 minutes in length. Can be done anywhere. Usualy intimate.

"Yo, I saw Tom and Larry making out at that party lastnight dog."

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make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

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Make tea

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.

I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.

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Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

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Make it tight

Make it tight means it’s a dance that mya came up with that u will drop it down low to your knees and tap ur thighs while u down low

Example: a girl gonna drop it down low to a random stranger and make it tight