Making Udon

Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.

Ahhh! Crap! I was making udon. When's it okay to come back out?

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Make the sex

Expression of pseudo British-Anglican descent: To have sexual relations with, especially in a cheeky manner. Making Love. Fornication.

After seeing her in that dress, Conrad really wants to make the sex with Sheena.

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make out

A session of consecutive kisses. Usually lasting a duration of 5 to 10 minutes in length. Can be done anywhere. Usualy intimate.

"Yo, I saw Tom and Larry making out at that party lastnight dog."

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make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

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Make tea

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.

I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.

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Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

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sense makes that

a dick responce to someone who said something that made no sense

person 1: at least i can afford ankle socks person 2: sense makes that