Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.
Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.
A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.
“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”
Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."
Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!
A twink who enjoys playing a female character named Angela from the hit game overwatch.
His name is Emily who mains mercy, and is packing a 9 inch futa dick. (male mercy)
A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.
"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"