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Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023


Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

by PC Slayer Sword December 14, 2022


Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

by Chicago Male October 1, 2022


Male mouth

Pole hole.

Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)

Gay person 2: Wtf no.

Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man

by Men that likes men June 13, 2022


E-male

An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."

Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!

by PAC89 January 20, 2023


male mercy

A twink who enjoys playing a female character named Angela from the hit game overwatch.

His name is Emily who mains mercy, and is packing a 9 inch futa dick. (male mercy)

by skinny blowpop March 31, 2023


Grugma Male

A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.

"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"

by Aden-cord April 27, 2022