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When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.
I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...
The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.
A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.
You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.
Typical guy who has always done better then you have,
Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu
But in reality just a number, a line worker
Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea
On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.
I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.